My calf muscles are too big for my new jeans. Because I am a big lad whomst runs marathons (haven't run a marathon since 2018 but sshhhhhhhh) and regularly used to run 1,000 miles a year, I have very developed calf muscles, and I can barely get my new slim 501s over them. Ridiculous situation.

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absolutely destroy any confidence you had in learning a new language with this one weird trick (attempt a listening exercise at normal speed)

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I’m off for a mammogram this morning due to finding a Mysterious Lump, so if anyone has good thoughts to spare I’d be very grateful

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Okay so we're reaching a time of year where I think you could broadly set British discourse on fire with this:

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spirit will never rest easy because of 900 years of failed cat eye flicks

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