Darnton's stuff is terrific, by the way, if you don't know it. A few favorites:

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why do men want to give women who aren't interested in them tips on becoming hotter? then you'd want to fuck me and I still wouldn't want to fuck you. surely that's not an experience your life is currently lacking

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Thanks for the reminders that slop IS a verb and that AI thinks we're all swine.

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“We should’ve sent a scientist. This is so frustrating.”

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Scientists [scribbling down the description of the aliens after they sent a poet instead of Jodie Foster] “Okay so um — sorry to keep going back to this but were their exoskeletons literally made of a crystalline lattice of nostalgia or is that you doing your thing”

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