Him: I'm an "artist" and my whole online persona is about mocking people. I'm also rude and mean to women I don't find hot. Me: You're a misogynist twat. Him: Help! HELP! I am being ATTACKED! Sockpuppets, defend me! HALLLLLP! Sockpuppets: How DARE YOU COMMENT ON PUBLIC POSTS! YOU STALKER!

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Extremely not my thing, but this boat is amazing

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This is just really embarrassing for these guys. Your intellectual hero is an amphetamine casualty from the Britpop years. It would be less ridiculous to be queuing up for a lecture by Ginger Spice.

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Countries that do not buy my bridges could be bridge-less, says the man with a bridge to sell. 😑

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When I was a young girl I thought I must be some strange specimen, I felt I would boil over with feeling at any time. As a grew older, I realized, we are all carbonation after shaking, waiting for the swell, waiting for the right lyric, the right slant of lips over our own, a unique undoing for all

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