Hyper Holidays! After Santa sprained his ankle, he needed someone to fill in for him. Who better than a Goddess? Flying at beyond light speed, she managed to give gifts to everyone in a matter of milliseconds. Frankly, a bit slow for her.

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Y'all they really just fucking highlighted the text black in word on the redacted Epstein files. At least for the digital text files anyway. You can just fucking copy and paste it elsewhere to read it LMAO. I just tried it because I was like there's no fucking way and shit worked flawless.

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Me when I become a non-sentient blobby building just to take out the competition

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confection for @circusmatt.bsky.social: clown gerty's got it, i think

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confection for jackassjapes: fran takes a shady business proposal and devours her (massively fattened) competition how worth it it was to be turned into a mega restaurant is up to your own jurisdiction

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