if you're not doing an astral wedding to the characters where all your friends attend just stop pretending like you're a fan

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Storytime: My father-in-law is a retired homicide detective. One day, when he was a beat cop, they get a call - the school his partner's kid goes to needs to see dad, now, for a disciplinary issue. They go. School is very concerned. At snack time, the kid (kindergartener) was disruptive.

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Look I cannot believe this needs to be said but writing a tie in novel you don't like is not the same thing as committing sex crimes. Astarion Fans Be Normal For Five Minutes Challenge level: Impossible, apparently

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Being patient zero in your household when you have a friend visiting from out of state will have you believing you did something to disrupt the balance of the universe and now you are paying the price

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They plowed the parking lot and put up a paradise

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