If I Were Trump...
ifiweretrump.bsky.social
I'm a ghostwriter for politicians. Time and again, I was approached to write for Trump. I refused. Instead, I've chosen this space to explore what I would say if I were him - through satire, insight, and the lens of someone who knows how power speaks.
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