Biden Carried Away By Ants theonion.com/biden-carrie...

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Six years working on this script and this is all I have.

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me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!! me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure

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Trump Daydreams About What He Would Do If He Were Rich theonion.com/trump-daydre...

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Look I haven’t seen the video, maybe it rocks. But I find the idea of someone believing that the amazing atheist had an incredible legacy, that it was ruined because his weird sex tape was leaked, and that you should make a 55 minute video about this unimaginable, almost grotesque

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