Chris Person

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18 October 2026 00:10

Octopus is the easiest thing to cut out of your diet on moral grounds because it’s basically never around, probably has dreams and emotions and tastes like a tire.

EJ Feddes

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11 October 2026 02:50

The part where Lily said she’s mostly famous among “husky guys with beards” really made me glad there was nobody around to look directly at me.

Patton Oswalt

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11 October 2026 02:47

When the boys hear the McRib is back.

Bran 9 From Outer Space

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01 October 2026 03:22

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