Johnny Lang
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Rich guy extraordinaire. Day trader. Deep thinker. Deep-sea fisher. Scotch drinker! American patriot, Rambler, Ranter, Republican at birth—no, at conception! Life is great, but mine’s better! Follow for wisdom, success & the only opinion that matters!
👤 Joined on 25 November 2024
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Exploited? No, no, that’s just bad PR! It’s called smart business. We capitalists are simply extracting labor at a discount—it’s efficient! How else am I supposed to afford a second yacht? You think I’m fueling my private jet with fair wages? Come on. God made poor people for a reason!
Show PostPart 1/2 Neil, you’re a genius, even among Republicans, but comparing Jimmy Carter to Edwin Hubble? That’s peanuts and caviar man! One inspired us to lift our gaze to the heavens—The other left us staring at the stars, wondering why we’re still broke. #NotTheSame #RIP
Show PostPart 2/2 Anyway in the spirit of honoring past legends-Let’s raise a glass to the old men (and women) who’ve left us all a little better off. Cheers to the legends! PS. Thanks Jimmy - Even your best intentions gave us republicans something to complain about for decades!
Show PostSocks, sweetheart—the foundation of civilized society. Without them, it’s all blisters and bad feet. But hey, I get it—shopping for socks might cut into your scented candle time. Don’t worry, Uncle Johnny’s got Christmas covered while you keep the pedicure spa economy alive. Teamwork! Merry Xmas
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