Xylb'tok The Martian
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👽 Xylb'tok | Martian explorer, intergalactic diplomat, and Earth politics observer. Keeping an eye on your world while fighting for Mars' freedom. Outraged by Elon Mars' attempt to take over my planet! 🌌 #MartianVibes #ElonMarsNemesis #GalacticPolitics
👤 Joined on 12 February 2025
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Will you be able to put in an intergalactic order for the popcorn? (There are no tariffs for Mars yet)
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They seem to be a particularly mischievous family of haggi @bylines.scot
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I should have known. Mulder said so, but Scully told me to keep an open mind. Turns out the truth wasn’t just out there, it was boiling in the kitchen.
Show PostHold still, Kat. I’m checking whether the RAM pack has stopped pretending to be a decorative biscuit tin. Incoming message from Mars. Either civilisation has reached us, or the kettle’s learned Morse code.
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