Niko Stratis

nikostratis.com

17 October 2026 03:37

if we get a new Avalanches record we inch ever closer to a "imagine we got a new The Unicorns record"

Mark Harris

markharris.bsky.social

17 October 2026 03:36

Who will the next White House press secretary be? An American Girl doll? A blonde scalp glued to a mop handle? An 8x11 photo of Megyn Kelly scotch-taped over a Speak & Spell? It's very exciting!

Charlotte Clymer

charlotteclymer.bsky.social

17 October 2026 03:25

This is great for Katie Zacharia. Now she’ll have enough time to study for the bar and take it.

Saeed Jones

theferocity.bsky.social

28 September 2026 01:53

I hope that young woman bankrupts Cornell University.

jamelle

jamellebouie.net

27 September 2026 16:45

i’m away from home, it’s rainy and gross, and i am considering doing a double-feature of PRIMETIME and RESIDENT EVIL since they are playing back to back at the AMC down the street