Adjusting to the new Fire Emblem game

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Your wish is my command, @stephenking.bsky.social: the King of Kings! Run, don't walk to see #TheLongWalk now in theaters... EVERYWHERE. You can thank me later.

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Nothing screams middle aged more than dropping off your colonoscopy kit the day you are going to a Nine Inch Nails concert. Thanks Exact Sciences Laboratory!

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he did Hot Ones no problem... St Elmo's cocktail sauce has to be a 5-6 on that scale... (and is there NOTHING ELSE IN THIS TOWN TO SHOWCASE?!)

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I lost my razor at the airport and now the replacement was delivered with no razor inside. I will remain at least this fuzzy until Friday now.

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