A VERY long time ago I used to run a fuckheads' cabaret club in Brighton, and I'm now considering restarting it just to book this as headliner.

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I do have to say that Holding On for You by Liberty X is one of my favourite winter warmers

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Oh god though. Imagine being a flintstones and getting an appliance that's really into it. Like, everyone else's vacuum beast is all "it's a living" and yours is just snuffling about the place going "yes daddy more, more". Toilet pelican quietly whispering "thank you".

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Keep returning to how nice a song this is youtu.be/Mfuhu1KGjl8?...

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We love the lime bikes don’t we folks… electric bicycles very good, ridden by very fine people… I’m actually the first president to use a lime bike, sleepy joe would fall off

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