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Esto. La mejor recompensa, saber que lo has hecho bien y no has sido un cobarde de mierda.

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you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor

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you will be rewarded with: - uncomfortable silence probably - maybe you will lose that friend idk is that such a big deal

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you will not be rewarded with: - sexual and/or romantic favors (sliding value scale relative to the chastity of rescued woman, however this can be applied to any woman, no matter how biblically libidinous) - government-issued tshirt, hat, or badge indicating you are “one of the good ones” - parade

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