lauren

lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

16 October 2025 14:24

2036 early republican primary polling: Donald Trump powered by Meta AI (Appears in AR glasses overlay and promises to kill your coworkers): 44% Donald Trump hologram powered by ChatGPT (Lets you call him dad, says he's proud of you): 43% Sen. Donald Trump Jr (Running as right-leaning moderate): 13%

Michael

fleerultra.bsky.social

16 October 2025 14:23

this is correct but also: being right is the foundation and too many political hacks these days think: well it's either "being right" OR "winning" pick one, and they pick "winning" and then only win half the time anyway

vanoreo

vanoreo.bsky.social

15 October 2025 21:15

the first line of mr brightside is about orgasm denial

meg bitchell

meganbitchell.bsky.social

15 October 2025 21:06

I’m going to try to use this website but really the only reason I’m still on the other one is out of habit

largest rodent

capybaroness.bsky.social

15 October 2025 21:06

for those asking why people are suddenly leaving twitter and moving over here, here's the tl;dr will smith slapped chris rock at the oscars