alan (scary)

alanjames.online

06 March 2025 04:20

subtracting the 1.5% i'll probably actually get from the 5.3% inflation since the last time i got a raise, i just need to be drinking 4 coffees a day more than I was in 2023 to make up the difference, maybe a little less if we factor in the difference in cost per pod thing, i could do this

alan (scary)

alanjames.online

06 March 2025 04:20

the budget this year for raises is only 3%, but they're upgrading from a keurig to a nespresso, this is what marxists call a social wage

聖☆Alex Degen

adactivity.bsky.social

06 March 2025 04:17

I saved this to my phone ten years ago from someone’s tweet and it’s still the same

Kai (Certified good boy™️)

kaiconic.bsky.social

06 March 2025 04:16

I hate being in a relationship bc what do you mean I spend 90% of my day thinking about how I miss my girlfriend. Pathetic

alan (scary)

alanjames.online

05 December 2024 01:04

its time for my yearly tradition of making a mental note of everyone posting that they like when spotify gives all their money to joe rogan instead of people who, like, sing