Dropped Mike

rebrafsim.bsky.social

01 April 2026 11:13

me: do you think he called himself T.S. Eliot so nobody would notice that T. Eliot is toilet backwards? librarian: stop talking

C. Bukowski

thishurt.bsky.social

02 February 2026 12:51

Fuck yeah unleash the groundhogs.

Nosfrogtu

pogue.omg.lol

02 February 2026 12:51

this is a small fellow from the genus of 𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘶𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘶𝘴

warmyellowlight

warmyellowlight.bsky.social

14 December 2025 00:30

some days I'm all [sound of a fluffy cloud violently smashing into a mountain] other days I'm [sound of crocodiles gently eating a mitten]

more mr. spice guy

juniorhoncho.bsky.social

15 November 2025 04:12

incredible to detach your post from a quote tweet and then quote the quote tweet in a way that makes the joke work again