Could be I have been eating extra For winter...

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He must have a fast metabolism. @docdeezwhat.bsky.social do you currently weigh between 4 and 200 tons?

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When you find a stealing boat disguised as a crabbing boat that contains between 4 and 200 tons of red king crabs, that is the correct one. You can just bring the boat(s) over here to Skagway.

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I would like to report a crime, since you are a crime fighter. Some humans stole all the crabs. They are in a stealing boat cleverly disguised as a crabbing boat, docked in Anchorage. Can you return my crabs? Just pick any boat that looks like a crabbing boat.

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Oh no, sea otters are always honest on any given topic, and are also the most knowledgeable on any given topic. You might be thinking of river otters, who would be incredibly dishonest if they weren't so stupid, and small, and ugly, and really stupid. They also smell bad. And they're dirty.

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