Joehills.net

joehills.net

01 October 2026 19:18

Me: September 30th to October 1st

Joehills.net

joehills.net

01 October 2026 19:18

Me: It’s October 1st! I can finally spend money on Halloween decorations! Costco: I am altering the year... pray I don’t alter it any further.

Nashville Severe Weather

nashseverewx.com

20 September 2026 01:24

We hit 100° today which breaks the daily record high of 97° set in 1954. This is a separate update from yesterday, and not a duplicate. This is the 6th time we’ve hit triple digits this month. Insert elmofire.gif here.

The Onion

theonion.com

19 September 2026 00:48

Report Reveals Jesus Christ May Have Benefited From Father’s Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role As Lord And Savior https://theonion.com/report-reveals-jesus-christ-may-have-benefited-from-fat-1833717521/

Joehills.net

joehills.net

19 September 2026 00:48

Extremely youth pastor voice: Of course we all love the works of Jack Quaid, Jared Harris, and Maya Hawke… but today I want to talk to you about the original nepo baby with a famously CREATIVE father. That’s right… Jesus Christ.