The Onion

theonion.com

06 July 2026 17:18

Food-Court Taco Bell Not As Good, Area Man Reports https://theonion.com/food-court-taco-bell-not-as-good-area-man-reports-1819567919/

Brianna Ashby

briannaduggan.bsky.social

04 July 2026 14:19

On this, the Fourth of July, I celebrate the inalienable right to the freedom of speech, and more importantly, my inalienable right to not give a single fuck if you dislike something that I like.

John Gholson

gholson.bsky.social

04 July 2026 14:18

I hope it was a… . . . modest proposal

Mom

milph.mom

03 July 2026 13:06

Immortal life advice

Matthew Essary

wheelscritic.bsky.social

03 July 2026 13:06

Sony Playstation has been the dominant casual gaming system for so long. They are due for a massive blunder that really drop them down a few pegs. I think the “no discs” thing will be it. Especially since so far, the only good Ps5 games are still Ps4 games after all this time.