John Scalzi

scalzi.com

12 October 2026 08:13

Spoiler: It went fine and I'm just fine!

Cleaning out My Purse

shadowfax451.bsky.social

12 October 2026 08:05

I think you should make Christmas cards out of them.

Arthur

arthur.qeng-ho.org

12 October 2026 08:04

Friend of mine had a colonoscopy shortly after a video inspection of his drains, and reckoned they were very similar except that the colonoscopy was in colour.

Kaladin

windrunner405.bsky.social

12 October 2026 08:03

I noticed when he quieted down. I said to the nurse "I think you can remove the sign now." She looked at me like I had two heads. "Well, what's the sign for, then?" "His proctologist is Dr. Gary Allan Stevens." 🤦

fesshole 🧻

fesshole.bsky.social

12 October 2026 07:46

Lorry driver here. We can see you wanking and/or watching porn when driving. Stop it.