Tregetour

trejo7.bsky.social

20 October 2026 05:15

"/Johnny/." "Steamin' Jesus, have we done paperwork?" "...I have." "Fuck me. How much shit do I gotta catch up on, Si. Christ." "Thought we just... Didn't do that." "Well, I certainly do. When I know I'm in a bloody relationship at least." "Oh." "Problem?" "Is... It gonna be different?"⤵️

Tregetour

trejo7.bsky.social

20 October 2026 05:15

"Ye're not takin' shit other than me out for a date," Soap snaps back. "I'll take you out with the trash." "Nope. Nuh-uh, ye bloody great wanker, we're goin' home and you're gonna tell me when we started datin'. What was our first date, huh? When was it?" "Soap -" "Have we had an anniversary?"⤵️

Tregetour

trejo7.bsky.social

20 October 2026 05:15

exclaim, "We're /dating/?" "...WikiHow /lied/?" The ensuing silence is painful and humiliating. Ghost says nothing. Soap says nothing. Someone flips them off as they drive past for Soap's shitty parking job, rear bumper still in the lane. "...I'm takin' the TV," Ghost mutters. ⤵️

Tregetour

trejo7.bsky.social

20 October 2026 05:15

shared a civvy flat for a year or more now, Ghost grumpily asks, "So which of us is moving out?" "What?" "You're breaking up with me, right? So which of us is moving out." Soap, after a near miss with the guardrail thanks to gaping at Ghost in horror, gets them safely to a curb park so he can ⤵️

Tregetour

trejo7.bsky.social

20 October 2026 05:15

the same thing it does in the military. Soap does the right thing, tries to clear up the misunderstanding, and Ghost, in pain and pissed about being stuck in a civvy hospital, glares him into submission. Ghost is discharged, and as Soap is driving them back to /their place/, because they've ⤵️