Jon Bois

jonbois.bsky.social

26 December 2025 19:36

my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck

Jon Bois

jonbois.bsky.social

26 December 2025 19:28

went to the store

Jon Bois

jonbois.bsky.social

26 December 2025 19:28

if i had a chance to write a john madden screenplay, i'd make it a screenlife film of him selflessly programming the madden games all by himself as the ungrateful and ignorant public complains about their bugs and glitches

Sickos Committee

sickoscommittee.org

26 December 2025 19:28

3 snaps, 3 turnovers.

Jon Bois

jonbois.bsky.social

28 November 2025 03:10

me: “today i will be helping to cook thanksgiving dinner and spending time with my friends and family.” 🍽️ also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈