Have no idea what this means but woag

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Would you believe that being turned into a baby isn't the punishment for smashing up a witches' Jack O Lanterns? Nope, diapers and G-rated television are just a fact of life now. Her gleefully feeding you an entire pureed pumpkin for supper, is the just desserts a little vandal like you deserves

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Tips for second first time babies! Material things like a career, your possessions and a well paying salary are for grown-ups, not babies, so don't be too fussy when they all get taken away! Besides, you'll be far too occupied with all the soft toys everyone's giving you to care after a few days!

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Hatchday TOMORROW!!!!!!!!

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Mean big sister who always tells any friend you bring home that you weren't potty trained until you were like 6, to constantly messy pottypants toddler still shamefully stubbornly trying to learn no matter how often she fudges her Huggies without even noticing!

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