bananaman48.bsky.social
👤 Joined on 25 July 2026
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@bananaman48.bsky.socialThe cellar stretched deeper than most collectors ever dared to map. Beyond the neat rows of bound elves on the front shelves and the heavy oak barrels in the back, narrow passage opened to a forgotten wing where preservation magic had thickened into a syrupy haze.
Show PostThe terror and surprise really add to the flavor! Some girls piss themselves as the lights in their room snap off and the big red 00:00:00 flashes on their wall. Those bags are usually found in the discount aisle.
Show PostSaid photo is immediately sent out to whoever's still alive on the family tree, of course. A nice little preview of what they’ll be anywhere from a few hours to a few months from now, they won’t know, ominous red timer in their wall seeming to arbitrarily change how much time it’s counting down.
Show PostEach bag has a qrcode you can scan to be brought to a website full of images of her in life, a short biography of her, a family tree showing who has been made into feed and who has yet to be turned into it. You can even upload photos of her final appearance in a dog bowl as your pet chows down.
Show PostWhen they’ve properly absorbed all the nutrients and have gotten the proper amount of work done, mixed between plump and muscular, they’d make either a good hound or good feed for the hounds.
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