sonic tried to kick me in the balls and it didn't work. tried to kick me in the ass and it didn't work. you see my dark secret hedgehog. im egg man you piece of shit. no dick. no balls. no ass. all egg.

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if man was made in the image of god i can't imagine what kind of freak made knuckles

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*throws scratch off the side of the egg carrier* im having a normal day

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i miss being on mythbusters

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Do you understand how important the modem is? It gives my phone internet juice.

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