The Onion

theonion.com

23 January 2026 02:52

“When an individual enters their residence, conceals themselves behind a closed door, and attempts to go about their everyday life, they are willfully impeding the important work of law enforcement officers and engaging in domestic terrorism,” said DHS spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin

jenny hauf

jennyhauf.bsky.social

23 January 2026 02:52

Tomorrow I'll be striking in solidarity with Minnesota and look forward to joining the general strike, too. generalstrikeus.com/strikecard

Darcie Little Badger

littlebadger.bsky.social

23 January 2026 02:52

Now that copyedits are in ... I'm writing a novel about stage magic, tricksters, and an unpaid debt. Also an unannounced comic project.

jenny hauf

jennyhauf.bsky.social

02 December 2025 00:44

"'Hope' is the thing with feathers," by Emily Dickinson. This is the first poem that ever really moved me (I first read it in 7th grade) and it moves me more and more the older I get. @emilydickinson.bsky.social @emilydicknsonbot.bsky.social #poetrysky