Unfortunately whatever brain washing my cat has been doing at night has worked, bc now i think she’s the cutest, most perfect gremlin that has ever lived and i can’t stay mad even when she eats my pastries 😩

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IMHO the vast majority of parents making that kind of content and getting traction for it are professional content creators getting paid to do so. Their job is pretending to be ultra successful parents

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We’re now “Instagram official”. I’ve found my girl (Apocalypse may be imminent)

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I want him to experience the specific feeling of knowing that. at any moment, some men in a car can pull up and change your life forever.

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My wife asked for a wardrobe refresh for Christmas, handed me her measurements and some guidelines, and told me to go to town. After two weeks of shopping, I am convinced the women's clothing industry hates women on a deep and visceral level, and is purposely trying to drive you all insane.

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