One time my 8th graders and I were figuring out if we could bust out the windows because the panes were so small only a couple could get out. I said I would distract the shooter. One of my toughest guys got teary-eyed. "You'd protect us?" "Of course." #inners

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Trump treats his supporters like they’re idiots and they keep proving him right.

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HOLY SHIT. WOW. 🤦‍♂️

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I took a friend who hasn’t been to an NFL game in 20 years to the Vikings today, there’s been no touchdowns, and multiple injuries. There’s been a penalty every play too. I asked him if he was having fun and he just looked at me like this.

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I usually attribute Trump's bizarre ramblings to either his psychopathic lying or his psychotic delusions, or some combination of the two. But this is just him being an economically illiterate moron.

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