capndust.bsky.social
I am the byproduct of a system of systems. As permanent as a memory, and so here I cast my bottle into the ethers of the cosmic data stream. Kerplunk
👤 Joined on 19 November 2024
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@capndust.bsky.socialSo you’re telling me a honey nutted these Cheerios?
Show PostKeep your Glen’s Close, but keep your Glenemies Closer.
Show Post*lightly swirling a glass of wine* “Poops maybe?... Shits, perchance?…”
Show PostBusiness man are like “I hope there’s networking!”, but fisherman are like “I hope this net’s working!” 😂😭😂 *a bloody gash begins to open on the fisherman’s torso* “Omg what’s happening?” Cried the business man. “I said I’m the FISSURE man!” The fissure man exclaims. “And my hernia mesh is failing!”
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