Discworld QOTD, from Snuff “… you were so worried about legal and illegal that you never stopped to think about whether it was right or wrong.”

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Me: what were you thinking when you wrote the founding documents of the unite- Ben Franklin: So you're telling me I can press a button on this box and see boobs?

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And sometimes you tell yourself you’re “only fostering” a creechur, and then he does this on his first day home and you’re like, oh, the only way he ever leaves this apartment again is over my dead body. Also, this is my child whom I birthed.

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Me, a Gen Xer, taking a long drag on a cigarette: yeah I learned about Benjamin Franklin’s reputation as a notorious womanizer from a children’s book where he was BFFs with a talking mouse

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