Stoatwen

stoatwen.bsky.social

11 May 2026 10:49

vrooooo a literal gnome just crept out of my coffee maker 😆 what is this, rural fucking norway?? please tell others about this

Stoatwen

stoatwen.bsky.social

28 March 2026 03:30

old western bandit fellow: you know, you got some balls showing your sweet puss in these parts, stoatwen… me: yeah, your mom has some balls too. my balls, to be precise. down her fat gullet. yum-licious!

Kacey Y. Zach

kacey-y-zach.bsky.social

27 March 2026 21:20

Here's the deal—there are only about three good, easily recognisable shapes. Square, triangle, circle… what else? That is precisely the question that motivated Shapeo Brown the Shape-Maestro to introduce six candidates for new shapes.

Stoatwen

stoatwen.bsky.social

17 March 2026 01:39

i don't get people who play wordle, like congrats for being a geeky freaky who just wasted 17 minutes of your life figuring out a fuckass puzzle you could've just yaddled up the answer to i guess? hello? is this thing on? smh

Stoatwen

stoatwen.bsky.social

17 March 2026 01:38

if humans were vehicles i'd be a big jeep hot wheels 750 km/h eminem's new hit blastin' through the vroom-vroom of my powerful machine of an engine built by low-hierarchy poverty grim reaper skeleton ahh kids using their bare bone-dust morsels of fingers they got left you'd be a paper airplane bitch