fesshole 🧻

fesshole.bsky.social

19 July 2026 19:43

The other day I turned on the bedroom TV. Had clearly been hit and was broken. Just quickly switched it off hoping my girlfriend wouldn't notice it was fucked and I wouldn't get the blame. Spied her doing the exact same thing. Been 6 months and neither of us have said anything.

Sir Michael Take CBE

sirmichaeltake.bsky.social

19 July 2026 19:41

Andrew Tate, being arrested in Miami, wearing an outfit suspiciously resembling the one my wife Bunty wore to meet the girls for a meal in town last weekend…

World Bollard Association™️

worldbollardassoc.bsky.social

19 July 2026 16:47

You are witnessing the pinnacle of bollard greatness….. #WorldBollardAssociation

Count Binface

countbinface.bsky.social

19 June 2026 23:03

Thank you, Meta, for silencing Sarah Wynn-Williams. If it wasn't for your gagging order, I wouldn't have just bought her book CARELESS PEOPLE about your astonishing institutional malevolance, or have been inspired to encourage everyone else to do the same. www.hive.co.uk/books/?gad_s...

BladeoftheSun

bladeofthes.bsky.social

14 June 2026 08:57

The UK is doing the 73 year old Meme. Things never change.