aka being good at Choreplay

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Well-known brands of dog food always taste either of nothing or disgusting. Budget brands, on the other hand, are delicious. You don't need to ask how I know this.

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When I leave a room, I don't switch off the light: I pull the door behind me and then reach back without looking and see if I can switch the light off before the door jams my fingers. I feel like Indiana Jones grabbing his fedora from under a closing trap door if I make it.

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When the kids were young, I'd do a slow mo run to the microwave, saying 'noooo' and stop it with one second to go, thus saving the entire planet from disintegration. They're all grown up now but when no-ones around, I still do it. You're welcome btw, me saving your lives.

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Early morning worker. Usually pop to Greggs for hot drink/butty deal on way. Staff pre-make my coffee when spotting me in queue & always give me extra bacon in butty. Sometimes I fancy something else but can't risk changing & maybe losing the extra bacon bonus.

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