rustyhalo.bsky.social

19 December 2024 08:03

Daydreaming about me getting launched into the sky by the Macy’s Parade Ronald McDonald balloon, crash-landed, went viral. Got such a massive payout from McDonald’s and NYC that I could casually buy an ASML TWINSCAN EXE:5000 EUV lithography machine just to flex as home decor.

jeremy kaplowitz

jeremykaplowitz.com

18 November 2024 22:32

it would be so funny if this is how his presidency ended. months before his term ends, he just walks into the rainforest and is never seen again

slate

pleasebegneiss.bsky.social

18 November 2024 22:32

[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber