me if i was a crab

katelyn4real.bsky.social

15 October 2026 23:17

i’m tom bergeron… with AFV… and we’re doing a story… on kids… swinging at piñatas… and accidentally hitting their dads in the groin. you see how this looks, right?

me if i was a crab

katelyn4real.bsky.social

13 October 2026 11:58

dr frasier crane is a beautiful name for a baby girl

me if i was a crab

katelyn4real.bsky.social

11 October 2026 05:57

if you are almost 30 at the audrey hobert concert, they will tar and feather you

margaret wartime

kellybowwow.bsky.social

09 October 2026 00:47

why was Dracula’s son at the monster mash?

me if i was a crab

katelyn4real.bsky.social

30 September 2026 02:36

i love suddenly adding 5-10 seemingly unrelated movies to my watchlist as a way of cryptically yet publicly launching whatever actor i’ve recently developed an all-consuming crush on