BREAKING NEWS: A truck pulling a livestock trailer has just delivered 3 cows *with horns* to my neighbor's house. My ox Cannon used to use his horns to untie knots. Also they will 100% use horns to destroy infrastructure.

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the nine year old just yelled “WHAT” and slammed the couch when the rams got called for a penalty and this is a boy who has been truly infected by the Sports Gene (perpetually mad at the refs)

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your timeline has been blessed with the salt lick

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pikachu the dog day 2: he is starting to settle in. the baby spilled some parmesan cheese on the floor at lunch and he now understands her purpose relative to his. when his tail gets going, it wags his whole back half. extremely good dog

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Today in "things I am doing to try and cope with Mom having had a stroke," I am trying to buy a shelf off of Facebook Marketplace. It will go in the closet of the side bedroom, and allow me to put several thousand Magic cards away, thus making the overall cleaning process easier.

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