Brian Tyler Cohen

briantylercohen.bsky.social

16 July 2025 11:38

So much for that “line.”

Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz

thejasont.bsky.social

16 July 2025 11:37

Just remember, as things get worse out there once the stupid fucking bill passes, if you see someone stealing food, diapers, medicine, formula, whatever is needed to survive… No the FUCK you didn’t.

Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz

thejasont.bsky.social

16 July 2025 11:37

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz

thejasont.bsky.social

16 July 2025 11:37

Welcome, Valued Consumption Unit #58402. Your biometric scan shows cortisol levels elevated by 12%. Recommended Treatment: One Medium Latte. Sip. Smile. Repeat. Mandatory joy protocol complete. You are now 1.6% closer to optimal mood calibration. #fuckcorporateidiocy

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