Eustis Bell's Phantom

eustisbellusaf.bsky.social

17 October 2026 22:32

He lacks the discipline to dismantle most of this stuff for the simple reason that Canada isn't as easy to demolish as the East Wing of the White House, and when they don't fold, he doesn't know what to do, spazzes, and then hopes the problem goes away. This has been his pattern with Iran, too.

Dr. Jessie Christiansen

aussiastronomer.bsky.social

15 October 2026 04:08

Proposal: People who menstruate get to throw a *huge* party when they reach menopause. Like, people flying in from everywhere, a chance to dress up, a feast, gifts, toasts and speeches. We can call it a jubilation - a retirement from menses, so to speak.

Dr. Jessie Christiansen

aussiastronomer.bsky.social

11 October 2026 19:56

After an extremely busy and exhausting day for the whole family we have declared this rainy Sunday to be henceforth known as ***COUCH DAY*** and only bodily functions or emergencies shall be allowed to displace one from one’s comfortable couch+blanket+cat nest.

Thylacoleo Carnifex (AntiFa Wombat)

token-wombat.bsky.social

24 September 2026 06:59

Casa Blanca?

Josh Marshall

joshtpm.bsky.social

02 August 2026 23:32

I’m realizing that Miller’s video is the crisis comms equivalent of the wise guy in the horror movie who says he’s going to leave the locked room and negotiate with the velociraptor. In this case not only pretty obviously guilty but also dumb and arrogant as fuck.