dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad

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“Bankrolled,” that’s a great headline word. You never say something good was “bankrolled.” It’s never “beloved toy maker bankrolled school for the deaf.”

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extremely important PSA

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*guy who invented the word “sunny” goes outside at night* damn it’s moony as fuck out here

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The first three letters of "hot dog" and "Dog Day Afternoon" spell out "hot dog". The remaining letters spell out "Dog Day Afternoon".

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