Conan D. Yossarian
conantheyossarian.bsky.social
If I were an amalgam of oligarchical interests whose plans were foiled in the 20th century, I'd manufacture rerolls for the 21st with better tools and propaganda.
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Old Man Coyote naming creatures of the land [Seeing a mountainous furred beast] You are bear [Seeing a graceful antlered beast] You are elk [Seeing a weird freak] You are Crab Man
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The last good time I had on Twitter was when I pretended to be Stephen King and everyone bought it, despite it being April 1st.
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I never think about Patrick Star's testicles.
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i'm thirteenth in line for school pickup. but someone left a gap behind the fourth car. watch this, losers! i hit the grok gamma epsilon maneuver button on the tablet, suffering severe whiplash under 6Gs of force as i land perfectly in someone's yard across the street, crushing their peonies
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the dipshits who will buy these things will have the chance - by which I mean a guarantee - to do the funniest thing possible
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