jaxonjohnson.bsky.social
👤 Joined on 12 March 2025
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@jaxonjohnson.bsky.socialChecking your 401(k) right now is like Googling your symptoms—nothing good will come of it.
Show Postone like and ill watch lord of the rings: the return of the king (extended edition) tonight
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Show PostYou occasional reminder that here, unlike the Bad Place, the ethos calls for instantly blocking trolls, never engaging, arguing, or dunking. If it makes you feel any better, you can shout THIS! IS! BLUEEESKYYYY! like Gerard Butler in a loincloth while doing it.
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