The Onion

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02 October 2026 00:02

New Study Finds Ashing Cigarette Out Cracked Car Window On Cold Morning Still Best Way To Start Blue-Collar Workday https://theonion.com/new-study-finds-ashing-cigarette-out-cracked-car-window-1851048759/

Tom Gauld

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12 September 2026 11:23

My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝

sundaedivine.lol

12 September 2026 11:04

“All of our agents are currently assisting other tormented souls. Your anguish is important to us. Press 1 to scream into the Void. Press 2 to scream louder. Press 3 to accept that life is meaningless."