The Onion

theonion.com

21 October 2026 12:36

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Tom Cox

dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social

21 October 2026 12:31

I just want to go around the world lovingly restoring and protecting all the fantastic semi-derelict midcentury modern houses that unimaginative megarich fuckpigs are planning to knock down and turn into anonymous sterile show-off execuhomes. Is that really too much to ask?

Dr Jo Edge 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

hagenilda.bsky.social

21 October 2026 12:27

Tracey is bloody brilliant and puts heart, soul and blood into this football team. The sexist bollocks she faces is so tiring.

Prof Tracey Hill

tracelarkhall.bsky.social

21 October 2026 12:27

Being a woman at/in football,a play in 3 acts Bloke 1: are you watching a family member? Me: no Bloke, surprised voice: just a supporter then? Me: & secretary and director Bloke: Later Me, talking to 1 of our players Bloke 2: are you his mum? Finally Bloke 3: how did you get into football?

Patrick Cosmos

veryimportant.lawyer

20 October 2026 11:42

this is the type of shit David Byrne says directly into the camera in True Stories