My top surgeon was apparently supposed to read a script about regret rates but just said "we are only truly free if we are free to make choices we regret", which goes hard af and is also what I say whenever I order a sushi boat for 2 to eat in one sitting.

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1 like = 1 like

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i think when a pokemon faints they should do a long final fantasy boss-style disintegration animation where they turn red and translucent and all their pixels slowly disappear. but it's still just called "fainting"

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I took a cute picture of myself… but I feel shy

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"I'm sure you have questions, Gumby, and the time has come for answers. Have a seat, and I'll explain everything about your foolish quest and inevitable, pitiful end."

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