Mulheres: Nunca Nunca Nunquinha de nunca Never Em hipótese alguma Jamás Nem a pau Nem por decreto NUNCA Se afaste simultaneamente da sua segurança financeira e da sua rede de apoio Por nada nesse mundo mas sobretudo por causa de homem 242% de chance de você se fuder, no melhor cenário

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I was focused on the hummingbird… and almost missed the tiny standoff happening right below it. Not sure who thought they had the right of way here. #hummingbird #annashummingbird #birds #arizona #desertbotanicalgarden #birdsofbluesky #birdsandbees

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89 candles would have set off the sprinklers, so we settled for one — and one perfect slice of cake (with @bradtakei.bsky.social on ice cream duty). Thank you to every friend, fan, and fellow traveler who has made these 89 years such a joyous voyage.

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Humanos cruéis, humanos ególatras, humanos egoístas... mas apenas humanos.

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The Middle East is on fire. Gas prices are soaring. Jobs are disappearing. Senile Satan is golfing again.

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