Nolan's Odyssey fixed something very important about the cyclops: the bridge of the nose cannot structurally accommodate an eye socket. Emily Wilson is very silent on that one!

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Iirc, book curses were a thing in medieval times, meant to deter theft. In this era of ai slop were ai companies are literally shredding rare books, I'd say it's about time book curses came back.

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doing the Ludovico Technique on nerds who say they can’t stand sex in movies but just making them watch the scenes of spaceships docking in their favorite sci-fi films until they start screaming

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4 - All grapes must be seedless from now on. 5 - The 'X' on all dialog boxes must be clearly visible and easy to click on. 6 - Somebody has to explain why there's an expiration date on bottles of Purell. Seriously, how can Purell go bad?? (2/2)

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So the Iranians have released their conditions for peace. I fear that some of these are going to be very hard for Trump to accept. 1 - Donald Trump must release his SAT scores and college transcripts. 2 - No more green M&Ms. 3 - Cats must be given right-of-way in all intersections. (1/2)

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