To be fair it is 3.6 murders per person *over six years*, so everyone in Auckland only gets murdered once every two years or so. That tracks. Based on what I read on Reddit, people going to the Auckland CBD are immediately murdered, but they only go into town once every couple years. Checkmate.

Show Post

Spiders McBody, who has been murdered 5,569,700 times, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

Show Post

Have you ever seen the Brokenwood Mysteries? I'm surprised there's anyone left alive in that part of Auckland.

Show Post

This is a good read below - it features Danica Bryant, who wrote the Nivara Lounge story for AudioCulture. Also inreviewd in the HUP article are Matthew Bannister and Dan Satherley . And the AudioCulture story about Nivara Lounge is here: audioculture.co.nz/articles/niv...

Show Post

If he thinks crossing Molesworth Street on his own two feet is difficult, wait until he tries crossing Cook Strait on Nicola’s no ferries.

Show Post