…At the same time, I absolutely have been trained to crave that citation count like the goat craves the mineral, and let me tell you, that particular mismatch is Misery-making.

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Veterinarian's Assistant: I lasted 20 minutes. A woman asked if her dog was overweight. I said, “The dog's fine. Who's been eating his food?” Fired on the spot.

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I worked in a warehouse when I was 16 and got fired after three days for crashing a forklift truck into the manager’s car. We weren’t supposed to drive the forklift.

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King: anyway ha ha it's not like i'm into that or anything King: ha ha i'm certainly only fixating on fat asses because of how LITTLE i like them and everyone should know that i am not into fat women at all King: no sir ee!! Bitter Karella: steve, i have a message for you King: what? Bitter Karella:

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But surely you can analyze the characters within the text rather than attempt to psychoanalyse the author. Certainly within a review of the text, rather than a biog of the author

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