Thanks for stealing my birthday gift, porch pirate. Wishing you a week of diarrhea.

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People talk a lot about foot fetishists, but nobody talks about how artists are all sickos for hands. Anyone who draws the human form regularly goes absolutely wolf-howl sicko mode over a well drawn hand. It's like an entire body on it's own, artists are out here hubba-hubba-ing and awooga-ing

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I don't care if it produced an endless supply of hot delicious churros straight out of the glovebox, I will never buy a fucking Tesla

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Indoor saltwater pool

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*to my archenemy, lying broken at my feet*

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